Hi guys, you ready for some fun? Good, cause I’m ready to start it! Here there will be jokes for the whole family – let’s get started!
1: Kenna: You said this cat was good for mice, but he does not go near them.
Eliana: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
2: What part of a fish is easiest to weigh?
3: Which bird is the strongest?
4: Why did the colt not race?
He was a little horse!
5: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6: What did the horse say to it’s mother when he was cold?
I’m a little colt!
7: Why don’t lions eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
8: what is a whale’s favorite food?
9:What is the strongest animal in the sea?
10: where does a otter keep it’s money?
In a river bank!
Are you an owl?
12: What do chickens like on their pizza?
13: What did the crab say when he broke his leg at the beach?
Take me to the dock!
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