Animal Funnies – For Kids!

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Funny animal jokes that are good for kids

Hi guys, you ready for some fun? Good, cause I’m ready to start it! Here there will be jokes for the whole family – let’s get started!

Funny animal jokes for kids1: Kenna: You said this cat was good for mice, but he does not go near them.
Eliana: Well, isn’t that good for mice?

2: What part of a fish is easiest to weigh?

The scale

3: Which bird is the strongest?

The crane

4: Why did the colt not race?

He was a little horse!

5: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

6: What did the horse say to it’s mother when he was cold?

I’m a little colt!

Kids jokes about animals7: Why don’t lions eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

8: what is a whale’s favorite food?

Krill-cheese sandwich!

9:What is the strongest animal in the sea?

A mussel!

10: where does a otter keep it’s money?

In a river bank!

Fun animal jokes that make you laugh for kids11: Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Who, who?
Are you an owl?

12: What do chickens like on their pizza?

Egg-stra cheese!

13: What did the crab say when he broke his leg at the beach?

Take me to the dock!

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