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Have no fear, the pet watchers are here!
Amount to be paid: $5-$7 per hour.
Pets I work with: hypoallergenic dogs, hypoallergenic cats, lizards, small rodents, baby ducks, parakeets, turtles, and fish.
Thanks for reading, and hope to see you and your pet here soon!
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Hi guys, you ready for some fun? Good, cause I’m ready to start it! Here there will be jokes for the whole family – let’s get started!
1: Kenna: You said this cat was good for mice, but he does not go near them.
Eliana: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
2: What part of a fish is easiest to weigh?
3: Which bird is the strongest?
4: Why did the colt not race?
He was a little horse!
5: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6: What did the horse say to it’s mother when he was cold?
I’m a little colt!
Because they taste funny!
8: what is a whale’s favorite food?
9:What is the strongest animal in the sea?
10: where does a otter keep it’s money?
In a river bank!
Are you an owl?
12: What do chickens like on their pizza?
13: What did the crab say when he broke his leg at the beach?
Take me to the dock!
Thank you for reading my blog! Please leave your questions, comments, and jokes below. Please make sure they are appropriate jokes.